in May 2006 from the ashes of near legendary Nottingham
Garage heroes the X-Rays and London Punk n
Rollers The Divine Brown, The Hip Priests are the
inbred backward bastard sons of Iggy, Johnny T, Hank
von Helvete, Lemmy, and Handsome Dick.
Priests are an awesome, gloriously tangled mess
of Rampantly sexual, Souped up, Lubed up, Fucked up,
High action, Hot Assed Anthemic Sweat Sodden Rock
'n' Roll. A sweet 'n sweaty sonic tonic to accompany
your recreational drinkin, druggin and fuckin'.
Rock n Roll originally a term
for fucking anyway? Wasnt it meant to be fun?
Provocative? Sexed up? Werent your parents meant
to say Turn that noise down?
So prepare to get down, get dirty and
hail The Breakneck Boogie Babylon Babies, The spleen
exploding Sermonisers of the Sacred Sonic Psalms,
the Crazed messiahs of deep-fried bone rattling rock
'n' roll! The Righteous King Rockers of in your face
Rock n roll Bukkake.
and Gentlemen, Hot girls and pretty boys
the biggest Dicks in Rock 'n' Roll.....The Hip Priests.